Sorry if this a short and boring post I just felt like it

Hey guys
I'm in Bielefeld visiting old friends and looking at a few schools. It's really weird to be here again and see all those people I've been with and places I used to go to. It's nice here, but I don't really feel at home anymore. Anyways, I'll try to take some pictures to finally prove to my friends that this city exists. Tomorrow I'll go to my old school...
Byee

Facts about me pedosmiley

1. My sign is Aquarius
2. That means I was born in January
3. My favorite author is Brandon Sanderson
4. I love blue
5. And pancakes
6. And Oreos
7. This is slowly turning into a top- foods post* I should stop
8. I am pretty narcissistic and arrogant
9. Sometimes I misspell my own name
10. My sister disses me
11. She's seven
12. I am really clever (see what I meant with number 8?)
13. I can't do group projects because I'm just bossing people around and never accept their ideas because I KNOW mine are better
14. I'm still hoping for my letter from Hogwarts
15. I'm not really religious
16. I'm from Bielefeld which is a small town in Germany
17. My left foot is called Jonny
18. I love the Beatles
19. I love being in the car at night with my family when it's raining outside but inside it's warm and nice and you look out of the window and Beatles music comes on
20. My friend says my aura is dark blue
21. I'm a vegetarian
22. I'd like to become a scientist when I grow up in case Hogwarts doesn't work out
23. I don't understand patriotism, maybe because I moved around a lot. Places are really not important to me, it's my family and a very small group of friends I care about
24. Hm what else I'm a girl I guess
25. I love talking about myself like everyone does which is why I made this post

OkAy bye

*I should seriously make that post sometime do

26. I don't know how to spell do so I just write it gangstaish

your older self approves of this post good job tap yourself on the shoulder

I just wanted you to know that lobster is a really weird word which makes me feel very uncomfortable so please don't use it in a conversation with me.
Although lobster is a weird word to be in a conversation anyways:
"So how's the weather today?"
"Well you know, pretty lobster"
"Oh Sally have you heard that lobsters are in right now?"
"I know I totally have to get one."
"Hey sorry I'm late there was trouble with a lobster..."
"Ugh those lobsters, stealing our jobs and leaving their garbage everywhere!"

post you make to apologize to your older self for your stupidity

Can you smell that? That's the future smell of regret and embarrassment that'll surround me when I read this blog in a year

a poem to ducks

why
are you so creepy
and smell weird
and don't have a beard
and are never yellow
but mellow
this is not a poem
because i don't like you
in your face hahaha


all ducks reading this be like:













me: ha ducks can't read


this is seriously getting weird i'd better stop

guysguysguys i got my hair cut also my life sucks right now and guess what it's a bit wavy and shorter in the back

i got my hair cut of it's like pretty short now i haven't had short hair for 9 years and it looks so cool hehehe narcissistic smile

what's weird is that there is some serious stuff going on in my life right now but i just don't seem to care. but getting a new haircut means the world to me. i really don't know why. maybe i'm trying to distract myself from the bad stuff so i find something ridiculous like my hair to think about i don't know


but seriously if you see me say something nice about my hair

please...?

i'm a teenager with self-esteem issues trying to cover up her insecurity with sarcasm

who said that don't listen to her

wow i guess i should visit a therapist some time

I'm gonna make a post in gangsta language also please appreciate the apostrophes it took me like three minutes to find them on this keyboard

YOOO WAZZUPPP MA HOMSTER HOW'S IT GOING I'M IN DA COMPUTER ROOM BLOGGING LIKE A BOSS WE HAD PE BEFORE AND THAT SUCKA OF A SPORT TEACHER MADE US DO GYMNASTICS ALSO I HAVE DAT WEIRD APPLE TASTE IN MA MOUTH LIKE WUT I DON'T EAT APPLES OR SHIT LIKE DAT CUZ I'M A GANGSTA AND GANGSTAS DON'T EAT HEALTHY STUFF SO GIMME BACK MA MILKY WAY BRO

yeah maybe I watched too many epic rap battles...