What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
GUESS WHAT
WE JUST HAD P.E.
AND IT WAS SO FUCKING EXHAUSTING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M LAUGHING SO MY BRAIN THINKS I'M HAPPY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM LITERALLY THE SWEATING LAUGHING EMOJI RIGHT NOW
ALSO IT'S MY LAST TECHNOLOGY CLASS EVER
AND THEY'RE PLAYING "SHAKE IT OFF"
I JUST TYPED IN PART OF THE LYRICS
BECAUSE I CAN'T LISTEN AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME
EVERYTHING SOUNDS DRAMATIC WHEN YOU TYPE IT IN CAPSLOCK
TODAY I HAVE TO DO LAUNDRY DUNDUNDUUUUN
MY SOCKS DON'T MATCH TODAY DUNDUNDUUUN
I DON'T LIKE STRAWBERRY ICECREAM DUNDUNDUUUN
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE DUNDUNDUUUN

IT SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES
PANCAKESSSSSS
P A N C A K E S
I SHOULD'NT BLOGG WHEN I'M HUNGRY
I AM GONNA GO NOW
TO STALK PEOPLE
BYE

Möp

I just spent 5 minutes on the title because I'm a perfectionist and my tablet wouldn't let me spell ö so I first tried to programm it to accept that letter and when that didn't work out since I'm super bad with technology I googled hoelle, then went on a wikipedia article for “Hölle“ (hell) then copy- pasted it here, deleted everything but that specific letter and typed in the rest of the word. Anyways, I'm really happy because on friday milena and I are gonna visit Marta wait what one of the suggestions for Marta was Möhre (carott) oh now you can spell it now you can huh????? I hate you autoerrect autoerrect AUTOERRECT ah go fuck yourself.

Here are some nice pictures that came up as results when I googled hell:

School looks nice these days doesn't it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Google just asked me “did you mean Helene Fischer ?“

some deep shit

Do you know that moment when you suddenly realize how weird it is that you are you and you're living on a blue planet in a galaxy full of stars who look down on you from the sky and you're listening to that song that seems to be part of your soul and you just feel like nothing matters? And you think about all the other people who live in their own worlds and thoughts and dreams and what a coincidence it is that of all those people, you are yourself, and the stars are shining for you.
I want cheesecake

aaayyyy guys this is my first post in 2015 also my autocorrect is going wild

Yoo how are you. I was busy doing important stuff (like playing sims 10 hours straight hehe) so I didn't post anything. Someone from USA visits my Blog regularly and if it's who I think it is this is really awkward so please stop visiting my Blog because this is really awkward so please stop visiting my Blog because this is really awkward so please stop visiting my Blog or i'll continue with this. I had to go because I totally forgot I wanted to hang out with Milena and let her freeze in the cold for 20 minutes, but now I'm baack. My birthday is in 25 days I'm turning 14. 14 you guys that's so old. I think imma make a list of things that were cool in 2001 so you can see how old I am
1. walkmans (or is it walkmen? those things are so old that people don't even now their plural form)
2. bandanas. fucking bandanas
3.chat rooms
4. Rebecca Black. I am not even kidding
4.pearl and shell necklaces
5. bootcut jeans
6. the gilmore girls (actually they're still cool)
7. choker necklaces
8. blue eyeshadow
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and this was stylish


that's how old I am