I am not gonna use apostrophes here this keyboard is evil

heeey its my moms birthday today so Im allowed to ditch the first hours of school. Next week Im going to Bielefeld *insert conspiracy theory here* and Im going to visit a school and look what the teachers are like. I think this is gonna be a post about how to make everydays life better since a lot of my frineds are sad lately

1. Find little ways of protesting against things you dont like. For example, when I disagree with our teacher or just think the topic is boring, I write shit in my text book backwards which not only is a totally genious way to rebel against the deceitful education system but also prevents me from understanding anything later so its impossible for the government to brainwash me
2. Generally have a dirty mind I swear things are way more fun (696969 hehehehehehe)
3. Have an alter ego and introduce it to everyone. (Hello, my name is Bob. What do think about rhinoceroses?)
4. Learn how to tapdance and practice in the most inappropriate situations
5. Have a really good frined with whom you have many inside jokes
6. Have a really good enemy with whom you can have epic dissfights
7. Climb a tree it is oddly satisfying
8. When you really have to do something, atleast do it in the weirdest way possible
9. Try to look at your room from angles you have never seen it before

Anyways, I wish the best to everyone who is sad right now. I know it sucks, but things are gonna be better and youll get through this.
Whoa this is getting deep someone make an immature joke.
PENIS HEHEHEHEHEHE
Thanks Bob.

I AM MAD
BECAUSE BLOGGER ALWAYS UNDERLINES MY LAST WORD WHICH ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT OF MY INNER PERFECTIONIST

Oh, Alcatraz, thou art awesomish and manlyish

turns out we still have technology class for about two weeks, although the new semester already started. well I'm not complaining the teacher let's us do whatever we want because we don't get grades anymore, so I'm spending my time very productively googling my fictional character crush and trying to learn how to moonwalk by watching the videos on mute. today we had to do some kind of interview and we talked about tourism in North Korea ("so how's life in N.K.?" "well I can't complain." "and how is the tourism going right now?" "you could say it booms").

OkAy so I just went on my statistics to check my views and stuff and I have shocking news:
ONE OF YOU USES BING.
BING.
B I N G.
I am afraid I can't allow you to visit this page anymore and hang out with the cool kids who get spied on (I am so gangsta I use the passive form even though you're supposed to avoid it #swag) by the nsa. go away and be ashamed of yourself. and only return when you've learned your lesson.