2. start a discussion in a comment section (if you wanna get fancy, drop the words feminazi or twilight)
3. read a discussion in a comment section
4. worship satan
5. go on omegle and talk to strangers
6. listen to the potato song
7. read the comments underneath the potato song
8. click on the links where you can get the 10000 dollars those nice gentlemen on gmail are willing to share with you
9. visit the angry side of tumblr
10. creepily stalk a celebrity
11. try to find your crush's house on googlemaps
12. go on elementgirls.com #swagforlyf
13. teach the akinator to accept your fictional character crush
or, you could just google pictures of funny cats like the rest of the world