Dienstag, 20. Oktober 2015

Thoughts while doing puzzles *google translate says it's called jigsaw but when I google that some seriously disturbing pictures show up*

Well this should be easy
Wait I got one
Nope too small
Maybe this is some sorta methaphor for life... like sometimes you match and sometimes you don't and we all just keep looking
Where the fuck is that fucking blue piece
Honestly this is a waste of time
I'M NOT GONNA LET A BROKEN PIECE OF CARDBOARD DEFEAT ME
who even makes puzzles with sky in them do I look like I can tell 40 shades of blue apart
Maybe this is how people become serial killers, maybe they weren't insane, they were just doing puzzles
Wait I know exactly what piece I need here
WHERE DID I PUT IT
I bet there's some sort of a gap in space where socks and puzzle pieces go when no one's looking
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK
THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
Oh there it is
There goes my career as the glorious whistleblower of the universe's greatest secrets
Whatever I'll just write a Star Trek script
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FIT I'LL MAKE YOU FIT
HOLY SHIT ONLY ONE PIECE LEFT
of course it's missing
Why is it always the last piece that's missing
Wait that was a stupid thought
Glad I didn't blog that
Is there even a graceful way to search for a puzzle piece on the carpet at two am
OMFG I FOUND IT
MYYY TREASURRREE
now let's try it blindfolded