So recently I found out that I have a slightly bitchy look on my face when meeting new people. I also tend to either be wildly sarcastic or add an awkward amount of hehes to every sentence, making me sound like the spirit animal of all creepy uncles on family reunions. (There seems to be a very specific etiquette on the number of hehes you are allowed to use in a conversation. Experience has taught me to never say hehe and “I'm gonna pick up my sister“ in the same sentence. Also avoid “If you know what I mean“ paired with a wink or lift of an eyebrow). But honestly, why would you judge anyone by your first impression of them? I bet you also blog about them and compare their clothing to Räuber Hotzenplotz. So don't judge a book by its awkward or sarcastic cover or its Winnie Poo shirt or because it wears unmatching socks on Thursdays. (This analogy worked way better in my head). I would like to sincerely apologize to every person who has only met the antisocial or slightly arrogant version of me. I promise, once you get to know me, I will tell you some fabulous chemistry puns. *
*my life would be so much easier if they just made coffee mugs with this sentence on it instead of that keep calm bullshit
