- I finally had the opportunity to spontaneously use a Jane Austen quote when someone yelled at a friend just for coughing in class (he didn't get the reference though) (that always makes me feel either very important or very lonely) (guess which one it was this time) (cries silently in a corner while reciting Darcy's last monologue)
- I wore a pyjama to school just for the fuck of it. No one noticed
- my science teacher has a very subtle way of encouraging students to pick his subject (*Cough* you're a girl *cough* pls do science we need more girls)
- my history teacher accidentally opened a porn ad while preparing a movie
- someone pointed at me in the hallway and said “that's her“ so I'm basically famous now
- I finally got to use my sick 100 percent effective pickup lines when our english teacher made us try speed dating
- one guy keeps shoving his butt in my face on the stairs so i decided to write him a haiku
~a haiku to the tall guy who wears his pants really low~
Your butt's in my face
I need my personal space
Get the fuck away
*Back on track after that short and absolutely necessary lyrical intermission*
- I have come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than three guys thinking thermodynamics are too complicated for you are three guys making you work on thermodynamics while they discuss video games
- my english teacher keeps using the word daddy and it's really uncomfortable
