1. Why do you always talk about the weather? It's just as rainy and disgusting as it was yesterday, so we're both wasting our time keeping this awkward conversation going
2. Sausage salad. Wtf.
3. Why do hang up giant pictures of asparagus?
4. Garden decorations. What aspect of you does this 1.5 m tall pink mushroom represent?*
5. Shops that sell useless stuff for you to a) put on your bathroom shelf and stare at every morning while taking a shit or b) buy as a gift for someone you don't really care about, wrap in ugly polka-dot paper and bring to their party with the bad music where you'll get drunk from free drinks. And the women who shop there are always called Birgit or Sara and they shout out in excitement when they see another kitten-shaped toilet paper holder that was produced by children in China. Maybe someday all the singing plastic flowers and puppy handkerchiefs and citchy mugs saying I ♡grandma will rise and turn against their creators, founding a new civilization of lameness and bad taste, killing all the rare pepes and replacing them with minions, and then we'll realize with disgust what we have done to this planet.
Admittedly, I might be a little sensitive on this subject
#SaveRarePepes
#RealMemes
#RealBeauty
*actually don't answer that^^
Dienstag, 15. September 2015
Sonntag, 13. September 2015
Kids you meet at every school
1. The loud and obnoxious and annoying one who is probably sexist and always popular
2. The one who is also loud and obnoxious, but happens to be semi-attractive so you try to look past the rest
3. The responsible one that you all kinda know will be going places someday but for now you can copy their homework
4. The quiet one who wears a lot of hoodies and is into fantasy books
5. Usually a girl who wears leggings and gives you that irritated look usually reserved for people who wear their underwear over or as clothing *looking at you cartoon superheroes*. Or her face is just stuck that way because she went out with wet hair
5. The rich one who dresses like a mom who's really into golf
6. You really had no idea that was her chair but from now on she looks at you as if you insulted her pet iguana and they secretly plot to get revenge
10. The one who wears capri jeans
11. The one who dresses like they take fahion advice from Räuber Hotzenplotz (a german book character known for smoking tobacco and kidnapping grandmas, who might be better at growing a beard than me but has not quite reached my elegant and graceful clothing style)
2. The one who is also loud and obnoxious, but happens to be semi-attractive so you try to look past the rest
3. The responsible one that you all kinda know will be going places someday but for now you can copy their homework
4. The quiet one who wears a lot of hoodies and is into fantasy books
5. Usually a girl who wears leggings and gives you that irritated look usually reserved for people who wear their underwear over or as clothing *looking at you cartoon superheroes*. Or her face is just stuck that way because she went out with wet hair
5. The rich one who dresses like a mom who's really into golf
6. You really had no idea that was her chair but from now on she looks at you as if you insulted her pet iguana and they secretly plot to get revenge
10. The one who wears capri jeans
11. The one who dresses like they take fahion advice from Räuber Hotzenplotz (a german book character known for smoking tobacco and kidnapping grandmas, who might be better at growing a beard than me but has not quite reached my elegant and graceful clothing style)
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