1. Why do you always talk about the weather? It's just as rainy and disgusting as it was yesterday, so we're both wasting our time keeping this awkward conversation going
2. Sausage salad. Wtf.
3. Why do hang up giant pictures of asparagus?
4. Garden decorations. What aspect of you does this 1.5 m tall pink mushroom represent?*
5. Shops that sell useless stuff for you to a) put on your bathroom shelf and stare at every morning while taking a shit or b) buy as a gift for someone you don't really care about, wrap in ugly polka-dot paper and bring to their party with the bad music where you'll get drunk from free drinks. And the women who shop there are always called Birgit or Sara and they shout out in excitement when they see another kitten-shaped toilet paper holder that was produced by children in China. Maybe someday all the singing plastic flowers and puppy handkerchiefs and citchy mugs saying I ♡grandma will rise and turn against their creators, founding a new civilization of lameness and bad taste, killing all the rare pepes and replacing them with minions, and then we'll realize with disgust what we have done to this planet.
Admittedly, I might be a little sensitive on this subject
#SaveRarePepes
#RealMemes
#RealBeauty
*actually don't answer that^^
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