Analyzing my dreams using biblical interpretation of symbolism and some creative bullshitting

yeah you heard me.

#1 I had this one dream that I was a prostitute in Berlin and I was on a balcony wearing a sparkly blue dress. “whoredom“, as biblegateway.com so charmingly puts it, means spiritual idolatry and false doctrines  but apparently the color blue represents  authority or the holy spirit. So yah maybe I'm a woman of questionable character but I'm also a bossy prostitute saint and should probably reconsider my career plans.
 Also I dreamt that the joker made a bunch of kids shoot me in the head, which is a symbol of Christ's headship. A serial killer means an evil spirit, so Heath Ledger is basically a demon coming after what's left of my good cristian values. You heard it here first.

#2 I also had this dream that I opened my chapstick and there were a bunch of worms inside??? Worms mean “an instrument of judgment“ so I guess I am being judged for my cosmetic habits?? Rude

#3 One time I had a nightmare that a flying bald guy was kidnapping me and laughing hysterically. So baldness apparently means losing gods protection but laughter represents the joy of the lord so I guess God is leaving me & happy about it? Unsurprising after reading this post tbh.

But also according to christiandreamsymbols.com homosexuality means “a spirit of perversion“ so honestly I don't feel guilty for this post.

Comment if you want me to analyze your dreams I am clearly an expert

Summer in Bielefeld gothic

Summer in Bielefeld occurs on a wednesday this year. The native Bielefelder's skin tans to varying shades of gray and pink, like an asexual pride flag.
Standing in the shower, you briefly wonder how many layers of your leg you have lost due to shaving. It will take two more  months until instagrams feminists will start posting leg hair pictures captioned “tired of shaving“. You sigh and continue. You have been tired of shaving since age twelve.
The fans in downtown shops rotate monotonously like the fidget spinners in your classmates' hands. Your friend is drunk. You briefly wonder how she managed to get drunk off gurkenwasser, but don't check the ingredients. No one does.
The same lana del rey songs that depressed you in february now give you a false sense of carelessness that soon dies as you are faced with the ruthless amounts of homeworks your teachers give. End of the year group projects take their fatale toll on your friendships. You drink gurkenwasser to forget.