yeah you heard me.
#1 I had this one dream that I was a prostitute in Berlin and I was on a balcony wearing a sparkly blue dress. “whoredom“, as biblegateway.com so charmingly puts it, means spiritual idolatry and false doctrines but apparently the color blue represents authority or the holy spirit. So yah maybe I'm a woman of questionable character but I'm also a bossy prostitute saint and should probably reconsider my career plans.
Also I dreamt that the joker made a bunch of kids shoot me in the head, which is a symbol of Christ's headship. A serial killer means an evil spirit, so Heath Ledger is basically a demon coming after what's left of my good cristian values. You heard it here first.
#2 I also had this dream that I opened my chapstick and there were a bunch of worms inside??? Worms mean “an instrument of judgment“ so I guess I am being judged for my cosmetic habits?? Rude
#3 One time I had a nightmare that a flying bald guy was kidnapping me and laughing hysterically. So baldness apparently means losing gods protection but laughter represents the joy of the lord so I guess God is leaving me & happy about it? Unsurprising after reading this post tbh.
But also according to christiandreamsymbols.com homosexuality means “a spirit of perversion“ so honestly I don't feel guilty for this post.
Comment if you want me to analyze your dreams I am clearly an expert
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