a tribute to narwhals and their awesomeness

narwhals, narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass facial horn
they're the Jedi of the sea
they stop Cthulu eating ye
narwhals, they are narwhals
narwhals... just don't let them touch your balls