step one:
watch any of the following youtube videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9wOuSyralQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
step two:
prank call someone, for example a pizza service. here are some ideas for what to say:
ask them to put the pizza topping below
ask if you can rent a pizza
psychoanalize them
quote shakespeare
tell them all your worries (they make great agony aunts)
step three:
call a frined. your frined will be especially pleased if you call early in the morning or very late at night. their reactions are usually excellent entertainment.
step four:
listen to your favorite song
step five:
watch your favorite movie
step six:
talk to strangers on the road or pretend to interview them. have imaginary cameras and microphones ready
step seven:
pretend to be a secret agent. shoot with bananaguns at people
step eight:
read calvin and hobbes comics
step nine:
learn how to insult people in rarely used languages, for example hmong, igbu, yoruba or zulu
step ten:
write a punny wikihow article about a topic you're not familiar with
step eleven:
think of all the poor, newborn souls out there whose parents are naming them Ludolf right now
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