Stages of a sleepover

So my friends and I had this cool sleepover because Marta visited Belgrade. I can only speak for girls but most our sleepovers follow this schedule:

The awkward phase
Where you greet the parents and stuff

Food

The anti-social phase
When everyone's on their phones

Music

Gossiping

Memories

Truth or dare
Which is pointless in our case because we already know everything about each other and no one chooses dare

The phase when everyone starts hitting on each other and makes perverted jokes

The weird phase
Where everyone makes bizarre noises then laughs hysterically

The highly philosophical phase
My personal favorite, when you just get really deep and shit (usually late at night)

The phase when you just sing random songs

The creepy phase
When someone tells a horror storie and everyone just freaks out and is scared as hell

The really creepy phase
When you realize your brother has been listening to you all the time

The phase when one person is trying to sleep and the other ones still talk and that one person gets all mad

Actual sleep