brussel sprouts

I feel like it is my duty to warn the entire world (or atleast the 3 people who visit my blog). a terrible, disgusting curse lies over this planet. a single group of living beings, threatening to end all our lives. brussel sprouts. they are proof of satans existence. brussel sprouts, the most despicable, repulsive thing this world has to offer, even worse than rebecca black. even worse than rebecca black. I know, some of you might have a hard time imagining such horror, but trust me. I've seen it, I've tasted it.I completely fail at describing my disgust. not even in the darkest nightmares anyone could imagine something like this. whoever you are, I beg you to follow my advice and to avoid any contact with brussel sprouts.

brussel sprouts in their brilliant disguise as innocent vegetables